By The Mighty Young Joe
October 4 2002

Back at popular request Joe returns to give you all the rugby news from a five year olds point of view. This week he talks about player punishment, the return of Dawson and Blowers, the IRB & RFU and says well done to his hero Bernie! WARNING: Can be confusing to the over fives. Hiya Mates!

First fing to say is fank you to Oxford Saint for me and my Dad's smiley, it's brilliant.

Right let's talk rugby. Me and Dad will be in the South stand again this week, I can't wait until I'm big enough to get in C block so that Dad is less grumpy. Anyway we will be in the village or heroes before the game so come and say hello if you see us!!!

Last week the Saints was Pants. Flipping heck even I know you can't pass at peoples feet. Anyway it's ok acuzz at least they don't have to play at that horrid ground with the silly atmosphere for a long long time. Smudger must have been very cross with the players i bet they had to get up really early when it was dark and do lots and lots and lots of practising. If I was that useless at school I wouldn't get a happy meal with a toy, rugby players aren't kids but I bet they don't get fings what they like either.

I want to say well done to Bernie for the running in the mascots race. He didn't win, acuzz some cheating owl not wearing big boots wonned it. Bernie tried very hard and that is what is important and it was for charity. Here is a picture what I tooked of Bernie.

Click this link fingy to learn some more stuff about the  Mascots Grand National

We have to play the Wasps on Saturday. I don't like Wasps they are horrible fings what sting you and it hurts lots and there is no reason for them to go round stinging people. So Wasps is a naughty name to call a rugby team. . They have to got to bash them, smash them and crash them. They have to tackle  really really hard and kick the ball really really far. There is sum good news acuzz Matty Daws is back from being poorly and so is Hurricane Blowers. Saints must give the ball to Speedy Gonzales and Big Ben so that they can score tries. Last week  they did very good at the lineout fingys. They need to do this again and be like some super heroes on Saturday like Buzz Lightyear and Superman.


Ok so it's not the real Buzz and Superman but it's me and my mate Aaaaarun in our dressing up outfits.Anyway I'm sure the Saints will score a gersquillion points and beat the Wasps.

I have to moan about the are eff you and the eye are bee again! When will they ever ever learn? Just when everyfink is going all nicely they try and nick all the players again for some silly game of the north versus the south. I didn't even know there was any such teams! Ridiculous!!! Then they want to play some try nayshuns fingy right after the world cup has finished so the Saints won't ever get their good players back acuzz they're always playing for Ingerlund! Then silly old Clive Woodentop makes the players spend a whole day driving around just to tell them they are poorly and to go home. Stupid! Matty Daws could have got some treetmunt at the Saints and got better sooner!!! I foughted we had got all this sorted out. I fink we should all write a letter to Twick and Ham and tell them what we fink!

Enuff moaning lets get back to Saturday. We must be very very loud. We must shout 'Come on You Saints' at the top of our voices and me and my dad must not be the only ones singing in the South stand!

See you all on Saturday
Come on you Saints
Joe