By Mav in Eminem mode
March 26 2003

I'm sure all the regular posters have experienced this at some time or other, you post a message thinking it's the best thing since sliced bread and what happens,nothing. The tumbleweed blows quietly across the message board as you wait in vain for someone to acknowledge your existence. So, for all of you who have suffered, here's a little something I've just cooked up.........

(with apologies to Marshall Mathers 'cos he's bigger than me)


to the tune of "Stan"

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
I'm online, checking Windows, but there's no replies at all
And even if just one did, it would all be great
I'd really have a ball
It would remind me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Chris
I posted you but you still ain't replyin'
I left my user name and my website at the bottom
I sent two reports, back in Autumn
You must have got 'em
There was probably a problem with the server or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, blow it, what's been up man, how's your website?
Still talking rugby, or is Howlin' in a lather
Some sites get a lot of daughters, talk of bums and other
It can be kinda bonnie
I read about your Rivals site too, I'm sorry
I had a friend, Bill, we didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the Classic shirt, it looks good on me, man
I like the bit you did with Rich too, Joes bit was fab
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Mav

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
I'm online, checking Windows, but there's no replies at all
And even if just one did, it would all be great
I'd really have a ball
It would remind me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad


Dear Ed,
You still ain't replied or wrote
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's no fun you don't answer posts
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the ground
You didn't have to but you could have signed an autograph for Beef
That's my little mate, man, he's only six years old
We waited out in the blisterin cold for you
On Wolverton Station
That's just ain't pretty man, you're his webbing idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't mad though, I gotta thick hide too
Remember when we met in Bath, you said if I write you
You would reply
See, I look for stuff every day
And it ain't for the money either
There's always someone who will find the links if I don't bother
I can relate to what people say in their posts
So when I have a crappy day, I drift away and read 'em
Cause I don't really got much else
So the message board helps if I'm feeling dodgy
I even got T-shirts with the site across my chest
Sometimes I even stay up late, cos it's what I need
It's like adreniline, the site is a sudden rush for me
See, everything the posters say is real, and I respect them 'cos they tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cos I talk about you 24/7
But she doesn't know COYSDC like I do, Chris, no one does
She doesn't know what it's been like losing final after final
You've gotta reply to me man
No replies give me the blues
Sincerely yours
Mav
p.s Saints forever, true...

My tea's gone cold....

Dear Mav.................................