Troll Competition Standings

By David Lowrence
May 1 2005

Points
A
F/C
Name
Tie Breaker
470
468
466
464
462
460
458
456
456
Big Bird
I want to win a troll because if we score that many points I can't see how we can go down
454
452
450
448
446
444
442
440
438
436
434
433
Helen Blaby
I want a Saintly troll because it'll look really fetching on the desk at work.....next to the Tigs supporter.
433
433
St.Rich Joe and Niamh's Dad
want a saintly troll to put in my nan and pap's garden to go with the mooning saintly gnome, the two hapless county cricketers and the policeman with his trousers down.
432
432
Saintsby
430
431
Little Jim
" because it will ride the troll-ercoaster than is a Saints supporters lot each season"
428
426
425
trollmeister
I want a saintly troll cos I keep selling the ones I have got ........
424
424
Maverick
After work I'll take a stroll Down the garden, past the grassy knoll To reach the pond will be my goal Guarded by my Saintly troll.
422
420
420
Numbnutz
..... because it means I won't have the troll the shops for a birthday present!
418
417
SlimJimmie
412
411
BerniesBestFriend
410
410
Connorman
I want a Saintly troll to replace the teddy I threw out of my pram on Sunday
408
408
Miss Northampton Saints
I want a saintly troll because I want to turn MY garden into Franklins! Although I am not sure that there would be room for a match in my teeny garden there would be room for a troll!
406
405
Beef
405
405
saints80
I want a Saintly troll to keep Fox out of my garden (now hunting has been bannded)!
404
404
large
what the blydi ell is this all about?
404
403
Louisa
I want a Saintly troll so I'm not the only Saint in this village...
401
401
Saint Tim
I want a Saintly Troll for the dragon, she gets lonely in the garden!
402
400
Chris_the_Saint
I want a Saintly Troll because they are truly a quality product and a bargian at twice the price and would make a wonderful addition to any garden, or study, living room bedroom bathroom come to that.
400
399
Vickitoria
398
Ian Spokes
398
397
AshbourneSaint
396
396
sainttaff
I want a saintly troll to send to Barnsey for his birthday!!!
394
393
jazzman
I want a Saintly Troll because, the one we have, which is an excellent product, by the way and superbly painted is lonely......Ahh
392
391
Chris Hoddle
".....because it will help me convert these northerners"
390
390
Connect
I would love a Saintly Troll, as I would like to have a reminder of Saintsby in my own home.
389
barfly
I want a Saintly troll because Peugeot don't have figureheads on their cars.
388
387
ratbag
I want a saintly troll because I've lost my only photo of the mother-in-law
386
385
smurfomatic
384
382
380
378
376
375
MT
374
372
370
368
366
364
362
360
358
356
354
352
352
lom
I want a Saintly troll because we don't have a cat to kick - and the telly's useful for watching that nice Mr Barnes! And he makes me smile - the troll - not Lardy!
350
348
346
344
342
340
338
336
334
332
332
330
328
326
324
322
320

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