By David Hibell
October 16 2003
| Name | Alex Clarke |
| D/O/B | 09/01/81 |
| Position | Loosehead Prop |
| Nickname | Clarkie/ Kent/ Oddjob |
| First Rugby Memory | Playing for Chippenham against Bath aged about six |
| Tipple | Bitter |
| Favourite Player | Peter Angelsea |
| Favourite Band/ Tune | Starsailor |
| Favourite Films/ TV | Bond films/ The Simpsons |
| Could you put a pet down if it was in pain? | No |
| What would an Osbornes style show of your family be like? | Very similar to the original show |
| Ever lost a small fortune on a bet? | No, only had one win - £16 at bingo when I was 11, spent the money on presents for my family |
| Most expensive round paid for | £88 |
| Biggest drinker on the team | Nei Clarke |
| Any embarrassing stories about other members of the squad | Hunty sleeping on countless park benches |
| Staying in or going out? | Going out |
| If you could be a cartoon character which would you be? | Fred Flintstone |
| What would be your luxury item if you were on I'm a celebrity get me out of here? | Big bottle of cider |