Once upon a time in the West (Midlands)


Skipper

By Hans Christian Almostatyke
March 7 2016

Once upon a time there was a rugby match between a club that had recently changed its name from a City to a County (Yorkshire Carnegie) and the home team, which is about to change its name from a suburb to a City (Birmingham Moseley). A County would expect to have greater resources than a City – but would these resources affect the outcome of the match?   

As correctly predicted in WildWillie’s preview, the Billesley breeze was blowing in full flow, mostly a cross wind, but slightly in the favour of the home team in the first half. And yes it was freezing. It was good to see the new stand (with considerable facilities thereunder) at the ground, opened at the start of the season by locally-born Martin Johnson. The excellent pork baps can now be bought from inside the clubhouse instead of enduring the Birmingham Mistral outside. The news from home was that Buzz had not made the trip as his wife had gone into labour; the number eight slot being handed to the capable hands of Jarad Williams, with Chris Pilgrim promoted to captain. 

The match started with Carnegie pressing, and it was apparent that the players had more time and space than last week against Bristol. After a few false dawns, Moseley were penalised in their own half for a high tackle, we kicked to the corner and Andy Saull scored from the resulting maul. Mr Sinfield, showing no signs of tiredness from his previous night on A Question of Sport, nailed a tricky conversion (only joking – I know it was pre-recorded).Shortly after Dave Doc “scored” in the same corner but it was ruled out for a forward pass. 

Moseley, having weathered the storm, had started to get their act together, with Glyn Hughes clearly playing an inspirational role. Following Glyn’s kick to the left-hand touchline, Carnegie were penalised at the lineout, and Moseley scored a try in the corner from a quick tap, this was the first time they had been in our 22 area. Mr Hughes missed the conversion in the swirling wind. Score 5 – 7. 

The match now entered a crucial stage with Moseley playing with renewed vigour and confidence and Carnegie matching them. Finally the deadlock was broken with Sir Kev putting a quick, flat pass across to Forsythe, who took the pass at speed and at an angle that the Moseley defence could not cope with and crossed the tryline just right of the posts. Simple conversion by Kev, score now 5 – 14. No more scores before halftime but a few of the Moseley players were going down with injuries. 

The second half started with another period of Moseley intensity and possession. Carnegie held out and Moseley replacements were starting to come on to the pitch replacing injured starting players. Carnegie exchanged props after about 17 minutes of the half, which was undoubtedly a planned tactical substitution. The fresh Beech and McDonnell helped win a scrum penalty which was the start of a chain of events that lead to the third and decisive try. A kick to touch, line out and then a Moseley player was yellow-carded for bringing down the resulting maul. Carnegie then applied pressure resulting in another penalty on the right, followed the usual process but the result this time was a try from the maul by Andy Saull. Sir Kev was again successful with a difficult conversion. Score 5 – 21 and despite Moseley’s spirited play, they looked tired and had already emptied the bench, so it seemed the match was won. I thought Glyn Hughes had been replaced but, prompted by a Moseley supporter, I spotted him lined up at centre (GH a centre?) due to a shuffling of the available resources. 

The match was indeed won. Sinfield and Forsythe recreated their first-half converted try, this time under the posts, we emptied our bench and Moseley scored a converted consolation try with the last play of the game. 

Final score 28 – 12 and the final Carnegie try was of course worth a bonus point.  So from our point of view the mission targets had been achieved. There was also some sort of strange symmetry in two players scoring almost identical tries in each half. The impeccable place kicking of Sir Kev was a big help as 14 – 5 at half time looks so much better than 10 – 5. 

But what about the performance?  Having watched us play top and then bottom of the table in 6 days it is still difficult to say. To some extent the Bristol quality was replaced by a vigour and spirit in a Moseley team fighting, backs against the wall, for survival. Whilst the Carnegie performance was not particularly convincing, this is the third match against Moseley that I have written-up and the feeling always seems to be the same. On balance, I think you can only play as well as the opposing team lets you play, and I give credit to Moseley. 

I hope Moseley stay up. If we go back to the question about resources that was raised in the first paragraph, I think you will find that the answer is YES. 

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Carnegiette1
Carnegiette1
07/03/2016 07:23
Great review Almo- Thank you!

I hope Moseley stay up, but I fear they look doomed. I always liked Glyn Hughes, but I am happy with Kev ( and Joel Hodgson is a live wire as super sub) . Is Harry a 12? I don't know but the combo of him and KS seems to be the most effective we have at present.

Forsyth MOM for me

JohnnyP
JohnnyP
07/03/2016 08:11
Always the better side on a real pudding of a pitch. However the rolling maul came to the rescue once again as it cost Mose a player and the two tries. Forsythe was my mom the line he took off KS was superb. KS put through a lovely nudge for the last try. Wish he'd learn to take the ball on the run though. The short ball plays are far too predictable. As for Mose they look doomed . They missed a couple of chances at key periods which could have made it more difficult for us. Their discipline is poor and they have a few in their pack clearly not fit enough to play at Champ level. They have some decent players who ideally they'll need to keep but relegation usually means you lose your best players. Hope they bounce if they do drop.

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farmertyke
07/03/2016 12:50
Thanks Almo and your correct about Moseley's spirited play but did we have to give away so many penalties again ?

John R
John R
07/03/2016 13:17
A word for Mr Wrigglesworth.
He had a good match, was rarely seen in fact and no dubious awards to either side that I could spot.

How different to his showing a few weeks ago with Welsh at Headingley. That was abysmal.

Up the Yorkshire Carnegie TYKES !

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almostatyke
07/03/2016 14:21
Agree absolutely about Mr wigglesworth. The fact that he was not mentioned in my report is a high compliment!

However, I know at least a few Moseley supporters feel a little hard done by on the ref's decisions, so maybe we didn't notice him because he was giving us favourable decisions?

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Albert Fishwick
07/03/2016 15:34
Twas ever thus. I don't suppose the Bristol fans had much to say about Mr Gamage.

If I had all the money I've spent on drink ..... I'd spend it on drink.

John R
John R
07/03/2016 18:38
I have Albert, don't start me on Gamage.........

Up the Yorkshire Carnegie TYKES !

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leemingtyke
07/03/2016 20:13
Nice write up Hans Christian! I can almost feel that Billesley breeze.

Potential banana skin fixture safely negotiated and 5 points in the bag. Can't say fairer than that.

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almostatyke
07/03/2016 20:53
Thanks for your kind words Private Leeming.
"Spittin' the truth like a rugby focused Jay-Z. The Bard of Billesley Common and undisputed king of the Independent Tykes unofficial match report, each one expertly crafted like a fusion of JK Rowling and Brian Moore using Shakespeare's own laptop"

I normally try a sort of Bill Bryson-type of style but I hope I have not let you down.

haxbytyke
Haxbytyke
07/03/2016 20:56
Cracking review Almo, thank you. Not easy following on twitter.

COME ON LEEDS.
We've been through it all together.

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almostatyke
07/03/2016 22:05
Report from the Yorkshire Post:

[www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk]

Report from the Birmingham Mail:

[www.birminghammail.co.uk]


I might be biased (but not as biased as the local rags) but I prefer my report.

Bobba
Bobba
08/03/2016 09:55
Having read the comment that the report was written without reference to other sources, I was expecting a totally unbiased one sided summary of the game. What we got from our local bard was a measured considered and impartial report. Well done Almo! Could be a new career in the making for you!

bird lover
bird lover
08/03/2016 13:56
A very accurate summary very well put together . Mossley at home are a tuff proposition as they fight hard for survival I hope they stay up new stand is fantastic. COYC !!!!

Gelbel
Gelbel
08/03/2016 16:40
Hola amigos. Just looking at the highlights. In no particular order: if Doc's try was a forward pass, why did the ref let them play on for another 4-5 passes? #justsaying.

That grubber kick was a thing of beauty - he must be double jointed to pull that off - my knackered ankle (which is not a thing of beauty) hurt just watching it.

Funny how the backs have been scoring since Cummins left & Brush took over their coaching. #justsayingagain.

haxbytyke
Haxbytyke
08/03/2016 18:09
Buenos tardes senora Gel, como esta? I think it was the final pass from Harry to Doc that was deemed forward. Hasta la vista.

COME ON LEEDS.
We've been through it all together.



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Carnegiette1
Carnegiette1
08/03/2016 18:53
Hola Gel

It was the final pass that was judged to be forward- and I think it actually was.

As for Sinfield's grubber- I was standing down that end at the time, and saw it "live". Brilliant kick- and pick up from Forsyth to be fair. Have watched it several times on the highlights too- think it gets better

Gelbel
Gelbel
08/03/2016 21:04
Estoy bien, gracias.

Looking at the highlights, there was a forward pass from Doc to ? (can't really see on the mobile) long before the final pass that was flat at the worst.

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