ODE DE NILS


By Darraghgirl
July 3 2016

       

And so farewell Nils,
The time has come for us to part
And though it kills me to say,
it almost breaks my heart.

Was it the hair
That put you in a special place?
A perfect coiffure
To go with your pretty face.

At ten to three
The team’s announced and we are wishing…
How can it be
That yet again your name is missing?

You had your time -
When Storm and LV came around.
There in your prime
The real Nils Mordt was to be found.

How will we cope
Without your sculptured body on the pitch?
We ladies mope,
You chaps can go and scratch an itch!

And so farewell;
What sorrow this has brought.
Next season will be hell
Without the legendary Nils Mordt!

 

 

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2016:07:25:17:28:52 by Darraghgirl.

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derbyshire fan
05/07/2016 07:45
I read this to Mrs Derbyshire Fan, and she loved it!

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TonyTaff
05/07/2016 08:56
I did say we are not fussy about content! winking smiley

It's a long time since Sports network paid anything!

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Neville
06/07/2016 16:18
Oh Lord, DG. Get a room!smiling smiley

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SaintED
09/07/2016 12:36
I got stung by a wasp once and ended up with unnatural bumps like that (sort of)

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