By Our FB7s Correspondent
May 26 2006

"Deep Fat" Fryer takes time out from his holiday in St.Lucia to complete his Fat Bloke 7s profile. The line from the Caribbean wasn't all that good, so some comments may be taken out of context. Never mind, Phil's not back in the country for another fortnight, so he won't know! Name: Phil Fryer

Number: 2

Nickname: Deep Fat or Philthy

Age: 33

Height: 5' 8" and a bit

Weight 17st 7lbs (Large’s mini-me)

Playing position 7s/15s Forward/Hooker/Prop

Past Fat Blokes appearances: 2005.

Who introduced you to the Knights? Large

Current club: None. Missus will only let me play once a year!

Former clubs: Suttonians RFC – Dublin, Methodist College Belfast

Honours: You must be joking! Won a medal at the Junior 7s when I was 4! It went downhill from there.

Job: IT Manager Mon-Fri; Wannabe Rockstar Evenings and weekends.

Favourite Current Saracens player: Shane ‘The Mullet’ Byrne

Boyhood rugby heros: Gareth Edwards and Phil Orr

Favourite Food: Proper Guinness in Dublin

Favourite Drink: Proper Guinness in Dublin.

Why no.2? After our first lineout last year? Need I say more?

Worst rugby injury: Where do we start –Buggered cartilage in knees, shoulders and hands, several broken noses (the same one) and a few concussions. I could go on but you’re all bored now.

Most embarrassing on-field moment: Jumping and shouting after the half-time whistle thinking the game was over. Never play while still pissed from the night before!

Most embarrassing off-field moment: I’d rather not.

Ed: (I have it on good authority that Phil tried to urinate on the curtains, the wall and the carpet before eventually finding the proper recepticle in a Belfast hotel room last season)

What are the three things you'd love to do before you die:

1. Take my own Land Rover on Safari

2. Drive a Formula One car

3. Go to Old Trafford

What are the three things you won't do before you die:

1. Cheer for England

2. Buy a BMW

3. Cheer for England