By Our FB7s Correspondent
June 1 2006

Known to many at Sarries as a songwriter, lyricist, epicurist, raconteur, Richardfez can be seen in the picture being congratulated by none other than David Campese on his selection for the Arabian Knights. As Campo won't be there on 22 July, we'll have to make do with Dick's dialogue instead. Name: Richard Forster

Number: 22 (but will swap shirt with fatty wearing 99)

Nickname: RichardFez, DickFez, FickDez

Age: 41

Height: 6' 3"

Weight 17st 7lbs (a true fat boy)

Playing position 7s/15s Loosehead/Bar

Past Fat Blokes appearances: Too skinny previously

Who introduced you to the Knights? McNab - The Hattie Jacques of rugby

Current club: MAD OCTOPUS

Former clubs: Chingford Under 5s, Eton Manor Womens, St Neots, The WillyWarmers 7s, Old Jacknappers (Navy) MAD OCTUPUS

Honours: Once pissed off Sir Clive Woodward by calling him Mister Woodwind at Bath

Ed:(I was there, it was class!)

Job: Health and Safety Manager and Malt Whiskey Taster

Favourite Current Saracens player: Richard Hill

Favourite All-time Saracens player: Richard Hill

Favourite All-time player in the World ever Gareth Edwards

Boyhood rugby hero: Monsieur Rives and Eddie Waring

Favourite Food: Garlic Chilli Chicken with Bok Choi

Favourite Drink: Talisker or Balvenie Malt Whiskey, Kronenbourg 1664

Worst rugby injury: 2 busted ribs and a nicked blood vessel at Bramley Road caused a haemotoma! I played on (people were watching) survived a week and a Middlesex sevens before collapsing!!


Most embarrassing on-field moment: Getting mistaken for Tony Copsey by his ex boyfriend


Most embarrassing off-field moment: xxxxx xxxx insertion xxx xxxxx xx xxxxx xx bowling ball xxxxxx xxx xxxxx high pitched yelp xx xxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx at least seventeen midgets...


What are the three things you'd love to do before you die:

1.England beat Wales in a Rugby World Cup
2. Get McNab pregnant
3. Singlehandedly bring about world peace with a megaphone, playful banter, whipped cream and celery

What are the three things you won't do before you die:

1. Change nappies (wife has other plans)
2. Play the biscuit game with McNab
3. Play leapfrog with BigBri's dad