By Our Fat Bloke 7s Correspondent
June 11 2006

Waldo is one of the few ever-present FB7s players and once again dusts off the boots and the dodgy licquor for the 2006 tournament. The rest of the Knights squad is wondering whether he can beat far-east whisky and liquer made from sweaty socks as the tipple of choice on 22 July. Name: Kevin Waldock

Number: 88

Nickname: Waldo

Age: Astonishingly I'm now living in my 6th decade !

Height: 6' 2"

Weight 1st 3lb (that's what it said on the bathroom scales,but to be fair I think they had done at least 1 revolution !)

Playing position 7s/15s Prop/2nd Row

Past Fat Blokes appearances: 2003, 2004, 2005.

Who introduced you to the Knights? Founder member !

Current club: Non playing member of Saracens

Former clubs:None to speak of really: school,occassional chucking the ball about at Datchworth,OA's & Kingston Poly (much preferred the mixed Volley ball at Kingston though !)

Honours: Um .......???????

Job: Technical Director in the Telecomms Industry !

Favourite Current Saracens player: Barty (although at time of print I guess he won't be a current player sadly)

Favourite All-time Saracens player: Jason Leonard

Favourite All-time player in the World ever : Bill Beaumont

Boyhood rugby hero: Eddie Waring

Favourite Food: A double,double with liquor (Cor Blimey Mary Pawpins !)

Favourite Drink: A fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and flavored with hops Plus anything "interesting" (Particularly for the away trips! ).

Why no.88 ? Think Bingo ! (plus I wouldn't fight Fast Eddie for no 8 )

Worst rugby injury: All of my sports injuries seem to revolve around my fingers ! A couple of dislocastions plus 3 broken playing cricket ! Oh and the odd dickie knee !

Most embarrassing on-field moment: I just have to be on it for it to be embarrassing. Have you seen me running?

Most embarrassing off-field moment: I'm sure there are plenty and my fellow Fez chums could probably point to a whole bunch ! But trying to explain to the non English speaking receptionist at our hotel in Parma that my toilet was broken must rank up there !

What are the three things you'd love to do before you die:

1. Visit every Hard Rock cafe in the world
2. Break the bank at Monte Carlo
3. The Camel trophy (no it has nothing to do with Sarrie !!!)

What are the three things you won't do before you die:

1. Become a Vegan
2. Understand Women !
3. Buy a Caravan