By Our FB7s Correspondent
June 17 2006

Our series of Arabian Knights profiles continues with the international man of mystery - Carlos. A veteran of the 2004 Arse winning campaign, Carlos returns to the fold after missing the 2005 tournament, presumably due to a mission On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Or perhaps cooking a steak.... Name: Kevin Cremen

Number: 12

Nickname: Carlos

Age: 38

Height: 5' 11"

Weight 13st (need to bulk up more chips please)

Playing position:scrum /fly half /centre

Past Fat Blokes appearances: 2004

Who introduced you to the Knights: H Waldo Andy

Current club: None

Former clubs:The Red Lion The Horns Walkabout

Honours:A**e Plate Winner 2004

Job:Warehouseman

Fave Current Saracens player:Mark Bartholomeusz

Fave All time Saracens player:Michael Lynagh

Fave All time player in the world ever:Barry John

Boyhood rugby hero:JPR Williams

Fave food:pies chips pasties guinness

Fave drink: Guinness

Why no.12? Why not?

Worst rugby injury: Grass burns FB7s 2004

Most embarrassing on field moment:You havent seen me play

What are the three things you'd love to do before you die:

1.See Sarries win at Welford Road

2.Score a try at FB7s 2006

3.Gain about six stones

What are the three things you wont do before you die

1.Wear a Wasps shirt

2.Eat Steak Tartare again

3.Drink Eki (that was foul stuff)

(Ed - For the unintiated, Eki is a Basque beer and a staple of trips to Biarritz)