By Giles Lester
January 24 2005
Following Conor O'Shea's answers there was a feeling that Justin Bishop should be next to answer the quiz. Conor's answer to "Hold one of your team-mates upside down by his ****s who would it be and why ?" piqued our interest... Here are Justin's responses
The Craic presents
"If you could............." Player Interviews
Victim #3 - Justin Bishop

The format : Every month at least one player, as chosen by 'The Craic Messageboard',
will be asked a set of 20 'If you could....' questions.
Keep your eyes open each month to vote for the player of choice.
The Questions : If you could......
1. Replay any match for any team – which one would it be and why?
My first cap in 1998 Ireland vs. South Africa, a great moment as it was my first cap, but I also scored with my first touch of the ball.
2. Enjoy a ‘champagne moment’ again in your career which one would it be and why?
The cup match in 2002, it was a great match and I managed to score two tries. It was a great moment winning the cup at Twickenham
3. Not be asked one question for the rest of your career what would it be?
What went wrong Justin?
4. Be a celebrity for the day who would you be?
Hugh Hefner
5. Be another sports star for the day who would it be?
Frankie Lampard (Super Frank). Go on Chelsea
6. Have dinner with any 4 people from the past or present who would they be?
Peter Kay, Vinnie Jones, Charlie from Busted, Janet Street-Porter
7. Witness one event from history what would it be?
The Rumble in the Jungle (Mohammed Ali)
8. Go back in time and give advice to a 13-year-old (insert their name here)?
George Best – Stay off the booze (don't think Justin quite understood he was supposed to be giving himself advice here !)
9. Win any sporting event in the world?
100 metre sprint, at the Olympics
10. Try out a new sport what would it be?
Sky diving
11. Have one extravagance what would it be?
A maid
12. Only ever eat one meal again what would it be ?
Lobster
13. Live anywhere else in the world where would it be?
Cape Town, South Africa
14. Play for any other club which would it be and why?
Leicester, as they are flying this season
15. Tell us something about you that not many people know what would it be ?
Both my front teeth are false
16. See into the future what do you expect to be doing ‘after rugby’ ?
Grass cutting in New Zealand (only joking!)
17. Only ever drink one drink again what would it be ?
Coke
18. Have anybody’s job who’s would you have ?
Chief of the FBI
19. Change one thing about yourself what would it be ?
Be more decisive
20. Hold one of your team-mates upside down by his ****s who would it be and why ?
Kieron Dawson, so I can catch all his cash $
Bonus Question
21. If you could tell us why Conor answered Q.20 like this – “Justin Bishop – he knows why!”?
It’s best you don’t know !!
All of the 'posters' on the Craic Messageboard would like to thank Justin Bishop for his 'interesting' answers !! Will we ever know the truth ?!?!?