Could You Play For ERE RFC?


That's Not Us!

By Glen Leat
August 28 2006

We all have a lot to say about rugby, some of us more than others, so for a bit of a laugh, it's time to put your money where your mouth (or is that keyboard?) is and admit whether you could warm up those creaking bones one last time and play for one of the ERE RFC fantasy teams listed below.

Are you a First XV person, a veteran or would you prefer to sit on the bench in anticipation of the gentle tap on the shoulder from the coach: or would you like to sit on the bench secure in the knowledge that you won't be tapped on the shoulder? Are you a prop who thinks he can play a bit, or a gobby scrum half who loves the style of Martyn Wood or a winger content never to receive the ball because you only play for the club house antics later in the evening?

Listed below is a series of teams for which you can nominate yourself, just go to the Messgeboard and say which team you could play for and in what position and I will fill in the blanks to see what teams we can construct. Now don't be shy, if you are a good player then put yourself forward for the Firsts.

ERE Premier XV (Coach:Wallace Arnold )

15 Country Mike
14 Ramblin Man
13 Matt Clark
12 BathFanJim
11
10
9
1
2 Redneck (with one longer arm to reach around Fatback)
3 Fatback (allowed one American Football-style pass each game)
4 IOAD
5 Front Row Shenanigans
6 Isolated In The East
7 No8
8

ERE Veterans XV (Coach:   Sports Ed )

15 Sports Ed
14 Hamtonite
13 BathFanTom
12 JDF717
11 Tony 95
10 Dorset Boy
9 Gareth
1 Andreww
2 Alibev
3 Mikes
4
5 Bod (special dispensation to smoke under posts during conversions)
6 Bonkers Banana
7 Huxster
8 CmonBath

Ladies XV (Coach: Glen The Ed)

15
14
13
12 Stir Crazy of Widcombe
11
10
9 Randomly Petulant
1
2 G and T
3
4
5
6
7
8 Smith 616

Club Physio - Stir Crazy of Widcombe

Spiritual Adviser - David In Hamptons Stand

Finance Manager - Coochie Coo

Touch Judge - Lesley

Cheerleader - G and T

Official Beer Tester - Mike J

Coach Driver - Wurzel

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